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“A pleasure to have in class”

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Me 🤝 staring at myself in the gym mirror

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Some bird dropped a fat dookie on my windshield #rude

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Caught myself laughing at tik toks a little too loud on the treadmill 😀

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My knife skills would quite literally put Gordon Ramsey in a coma

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Just had to send myself to the eyewash station (my kitchen sink) after cutting a red onion my eyes have never burned so bad

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The NYT removing the mini crossword from the free games sections is my final straw.

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Substitute teaching for kindergarten today … already received 5 hugs, got told my hair looks nice, and absolutely tore it up at recess this shit rocks

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This morning healthy me decided not to pack a little sweet treat for after lunch. What a bitch. #upset

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Been having crazy amounts of deja vu lately

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Eating my yogurt with a fork today bc I forgot my spoon 😞

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In the market for a new hobby, anybody have a good one they wanna share?

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The absolute chokehold this silly little fish bracelet has me in is insane

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Working in a cubicle is like having a giant desk-buddy

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Wish I could go back in time and punch freshman year me in the face for not taking her classes seriously!

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@FrescaGunner69

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Can’t wait to absolutely COOK my boyfriend in just dance when we move in together 😎🕺🏼

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Being a girl is so weird sometimes yesterday I felt like an ugly rat and today I’m feeling hot as ever like what changed in the last 24 hours 🧐

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Trivia HATES to see me and the ladies coming (we finish in the bottom 3 every time)

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People who post pictures alongside their online clothing reviews are doing gods work

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Every time I get a smoothie I drink it way too fast and end up w a tummy ache. You’d think I would’ve learned by now