bob belcher

gayer than two left shoes henny | no pride in genocide | she/they

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Thread of things Maya says to me that are too cute to not document:

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

The more you know 🌈🤣

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Cent believe this generation is gonna grow up not knowing who moodymoodymaya is

[ً @filmsbygays]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Chewing things is just vaping for dogs

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Ariana sweetie, it’s time to try women

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

I wish my girl was as excited for me as she was for rippin chicken at Popeyes :(

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

I think Afro Luffy cured my depression

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

It’s a Happily Ever After, After All https://t.co/SAGBeUVcqi

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked my gf “how do you do anything with those nails!?” I would be kardashian rich

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Oh Tim Hortons... I too have an impossible sausage

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

barnacles.

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

I think the most effective form of birth control for me was my mom telling me she can still feel her c-section stitches when she sneezes

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Concept: a death drop but I actually drop dead

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This McDonald’s sprite about to get me through my overnight shift

[bob belcher @_vpizzzle]

Life was so simple back when I was just chilling watching family channel. Now I gotta think about my purpose in life n shit.