Matthew Walker

[Matthew Walker @_Walkerss]

2 years to design a horizontal striped uniform is laughable. What are we doing?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Spent nearly 2 years designing this kit.
A true honor and privilege.
Hope you like it.

🙏🏻

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[☆ @mugIerette]

Photographed by Win Tam for Elle - Valentine Day's Edition

[Michael Boegl @michaelboegl]

the art of framing

[lisoca @dearhaileyb]

ooo.. lady gagita

[bry @emofooo]

hey, I got u some flowers.

[raí psicóloga da korra @sxpercomic]

percy jackson and his brother

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[greg @greg16676935420]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven

Let that sink in

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

New prayer just dropped

[obtainer @obtainer]

butterfly effect

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

This, "Rooster" by Alice and Chains, and a cigarette

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

gift wrapping ability gap relationship