gaby

zero chill

[gaby @_wallgaby]

friends that say “love you” when they say bye are really important

[gaby @_wallgaby]

@lorensliIyy I’ve read the awful reviews and I read the entire book. I didn’t hate what people are mad about and loved a lot of it, there was again shit that could’ve been better but I also think people missed the undertones from the last 3 books 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

I know you are all psyched about my awards but I just hugged Tom Hiddleston and I'm still in shock

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

“I don’t want a baby” is as good of a reason to have an abortion as “I am a rape survivor.” Similarly, “I have no desire to procreate” is as good of a reason to take birth control as “I have endometriosis.” It’s an ob/gyn office not a church.

[shy @pettyt4urus]

the taurus urge to ghost everyone and come back in two months a whole new person

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I may not be doing well mentally, but physically? Even worse, baby

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: you’re my most reliable friend
Taurus: thanks I’m actually having a breakdown rn
Friend: fuck so am I
Taurus: ok I’ll pause mine be right over

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

I woke up so pissed this morning, like these are my 20’s and I spent a whole year not making out and showing my thighs. 🗣I WANNA MAKE OUT AND SHOW MY THIGH MEATS NEOWWW

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Idk who needs to hear this but there is a zero percent chance Trump ever spends a single day in prison. It doesn’t matter who’s governor of New York, it doesn’t matter who is president.

If y’all think we have a just criminal justice system you’ve put your head in the sand.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Damn the President got impeached during covid more times than I got laid

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

the idea that they would do all of this to protest the election of Joe Biden, a center-right cardboard cutout, is just-

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

“I hate them stupid raggedy dumb bitches so much.” - me talking about the government

[FAB 🍓 @fabiolaelizaa]

Tested positive for thinking I was fat in high school only to realize it was the skinniest I’d ever be