kw

And while the sun and moon endure /Luck's a chance, but trouble's sure

[kw @_walllace]

I am vexed and I rage, and I yawn, and I am bored, and I am tired to death, and I am stupid

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

If you live on a boat Dan Neidle will hide in the bushes to check how frequently you wash your pants.

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

an all timer

[mary @elaine_stritch]

tag yourself I’m “knee-length tailored skirts”

[alex albon’s pr manager @leclercize]

fernando alonso randomly on lap 26

[arabella 💋 @indiefilmgirl]

yeah ngl i don’t really want my heathcliff to find me

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Giving a cat a worming tablet

[kw @_walllace]

This take is so embarrassing in a number of ways, but mostly because Will Shakey is the most famous rpf writer of all time. He is THE generational fanfic author

[patrick @patrick_sproull]

reviewed hamnet, a shallow and undignified work of fan fiction, for the @independent https://t.co/0ZhSO1wwRB

[george @onetrainops]

i got barrier for M&S christmas food reductions

[kw @_walllace]

@91negai @ads0608 @SkySportsF1 But that’s irrelevant if one of them is out of contention by the point they swap, which is what they’re saying the circumstances would be

[kw @_walllace]

@ESPNF1

[🦢🎧 @v4ndijane]

@thenightbethore I feel like I if I met Paddington I’d want to be euthanised after bc like what more could there possibly be after that

[Andy Jordan @Andyjordan1965]

@EloiseSchultz_

[BridgetStahovic 🇵🇸 @BridgetStahovic]

@davidcrosss

[kw @_walllace]

Right work grifters work hard but etsy witches work harder 😔

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk https://t.co/1zjr6QycWd

[kw @_walllace]

@lsomers878787 @McLarenF1 The Ferraris towed Oscar in Q3. Oscar had a tow literally every run

[kw @_walllace]

This is a personal attack on me btw

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Orson Welles' Lost Movie Will Use AI to Reconstruct Missing 43 Minutes https://t.co/9DsSSRdtv8

[kw @_walllace]

The fact they’re releasing a Wuthering Heights adaptation (hurts to use that word) on Valentine’s Day tells me everything I need to know to not go and see it

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

“wuthering heights starring margot robbie
and jacob elordi with original songs by charli xcx”