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Mighty RN 💊🩸🩹🩺

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You can always tell which coworkers don’t have a life outside of work

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Monday ikikaribia kufika alafu ukumbuke wiki ikona 8 days. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto lies all the time. He even lied about today being a normal working day.

[Osama Bin Laden @Osama254_]

The President is really crashing out like a whore in Mirema Drive.

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips.

https://t.co/PAI9LD01nI

[Mr Pubungu 🇰🇪 @HEPubungu1]

August, 10 statehouse Asubuhii na Mapema

Elections do follow ethnic line but for the first time in history Kenyans are going to vote beyond ethnic lanes and political strongholds. H.E Maraga has only one voting block and it's called Kenya.

[United Green Movement @UGMParty]

I will end fraudulent schemes and procurement within 5 years.

-Hon. David Maraga
UGM Party Presidential Flagbearer delivers his State of the Nation address.

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

David Maraga: Fellow Kenyans, this is my personal pledge to you. I will not steal from you. I will not allow my family or friends to steal from you... If we succeed in confronting impunity and recovering stolen assets, we will reduce the cost of living.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Dear Kenyans, please keep your eyes on the FINANCE BILL 2026.
If this one passes, with the burden already on our shoulders,we are finished.

[Brian Omariba @_brianomariba]

Kumekucha !!!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

"Maraga Hana numbers"

Yes, ndo tunamtafutia. Tunatafuta numbers mob Sana.

"Maraga Hana campaign money"

Yes, ndo tunachanga. Apate za campaigns.

"Maraga Hana aura"

Wenye wako Na aura are stealing billions from you. Buying expensive watches. Looting the country.

Jameni!

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: We have normalised political violence and our youth are being turned into political goons. That is a dangerous thing to the security of this nation.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Maraga: I am not a career politician. I have come to this political space because of an urgent national need..

https://t.co/DewXDFfcmv

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: It has taken Ruto less than five years to demolish this country. I need five years to call this country into order.

[I am Chege @_James041]

One of the goons who were paid to disrupt the Human Rights Commission's All Saints Cathedral event has been anonymously interviewed by Citizen TV.

The goon has confessed that they were hired by a politician, who paid them Ksh 1000 each.

He says that they were given police escort but the police turned against them upon finding out that All Saints Cathedral has CCTV cameras.

Those of them who were arrested were released via a phone call which was made to the OCS.

The one who was massaged at All Saints Cathedral before confessing in front of the camera that they were sent by John Mbadi, was given transport and asked to disappear from Nairobi for a while.

This is how a beautiful country is being turned into ruins by politicians and their uncouthness.

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Poor people are a commodity that the government of Kenya cannot afford to loose .

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Impeach him si lazima amalize term !!

[Leyol @leyolray]

Whoever thinks that Riggy G is fighting for us is no different from those who think Ruto deserves a second term.