Joe

A synesthesiac.

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hell yeah fuck yeah oh shit i’m feeling it

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Im not allowed to count anymore. That’s what everyONE says to me. Fuck!!!! I just did it again. I don’t wanna break the rules anymore guys

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I like to think you know there’s these two baseball teams or whatever and like they’re playing for some like treasure or something and it’s really freaking intense when they’re out on the field but then like they all just go backstage and eat gnocchi or spaghetti

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Teenager came in the store to buy a lighter tonight as I was eating a Reuben and drinking chocolate milk.
Me: you ever see Francis Bacon’s art? I don’t mean the painter
The teen’s eyes drop to the ground and he walks out
“They’re not pictures neither. No sir”

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Bruv is such a great word. Bro + Love. What could be better?

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I’m like Steve from minecraft but like if he wasn’t cool or skilled

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My knees like a freaking nuclear test site when they bend to sit down. Maan!

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Call me Rufus the way I be chugging this almond extract

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Everything is fucking corn man. What the hell is going on?

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I am a website

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Im Hype Williams’ banana and you’re watching Disney channel

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@ThoseDarnGnomes Shoulda gone through with it #comeOn

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How many times in my life will I be told I look like Miles Teller???? That’s an INSULT people. Sorry not sorry

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@ThoseDarnGnomes When is some gonna tell Ken Jennings about TikTok

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Making an egg salad sandwich

Me: I like em big. I like em chunky.

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What if Narcissus's skin was blue? or maybe even green?

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There was a chainsaw in my dream last night. That is all.

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My airpods got disconnected in class while I was listening to Trippie Redd. Everybody started dancing. It was awesome