Bill

you exist in the context of all in which you live, and what came before you x

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Moisturize her

[ꕤ @positionses]

no sex, no moaning, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing, only pure talent. gen z wouldn’t understand.

[ells @ellsclare]

sorry but can I share how I received a Vinted parcel today (toy for my son)

[Jack Parker @JackParkr]

Would this mean Yvette Cooper becomes Lady Balls

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Obsession theatrical vs digital release

Why did they cut out such an important character?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[FourthDrawerDown #MDANT 🏅 @itaintwhywhywhy]

Might be the worse one yet?

[Mick ☕️🍉 @MickCoffey2]

Surprise, surprise.

[deanna .ᐟ @bnnuyplld]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

Impossible

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[tree bark 🇵🇸 @TreeBarkAgain]

anything more to add?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[luca @waynesfury]

easily one of the most terrifying scenes in the movie for me

[Ethan Shone @EJShone93]

been laughing at this for I would say about 45 mins

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’ has been released.

In theaters on December 25.