leah welch

carpe diem

[leah welch @_weah_]

Blessing your timeline

[amari @YUNGDAGGERCL1T]

I’m ready for Halloween this year

[Pineapple @Pineapple]

#WhoseBrightIdeaWasItTo charge for each additional topping? Oh wait

[leah welch @_weah_]

@Pineapple @AlaskaAir @MODPizza Pineapple definitely belongs on pizza. Sweet, savory, and add jalapeños for some spicy! 🍍😎 #NationalPineappleDay

[White Walker, Texas Ranger @BrocasAreaRug]

Men should probably realize that if you a knock up a woman who doesn’t want it and she’s already going to jail for the rest of her life for an abortion there is absolutely zero incentive left not to murder your ass first that’s basically a BOGO sale and we live for that shit

[Hazel @thezehazeleyezz]

omg she came as hannah montana and we didn’t even know

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

No big deal, right? 💀 https://t.co/AQnbea9yEy

[Target @Target]

When you use the self-checkout.

[CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiudici]

Was in the middle of my skincare routine and Samuel spits up all over my face. There's no way I'm wasting what I've done. Consider it toner.

[lauren @begforloves]

me screaming into my DS lite in the back of my dads car teaching my nintendogs their name:

[lauren @LaurenFHenry]

i would sell my left arm to experience this

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Rise and shine! We’re ready for a big day at Apple Park!

[Apple @Apple]

Join us September 12 at 10 a.m. PDT to watch the #AppleEvent live on Twitter. Tap ❤️ below and we’ll send you updates on event day.

[Patrick Dougall @PatrickADougall]

WHO DID THIS?! I CAN NO LONGER UNSEE IT?!? ITS TOO PUREEE!!!

[Brianna Trussel ✨ @brianna_trussel]

I was at target and this lady got behind me in the Starbucks line and her kid screamed “mom I thought you just had your iced coffee!?” and I swear it was like looking into the future

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target