Andrew Werlinger

sports enjoyer and mashed potato enthusiast

[Andrew Werlinger @_werli_]

sneezed as i was typing this I meant 61

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haha gotcha didn’t I lol I meant to say 60

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the odyssey:

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@starsnstripesfc What you don’t like “It’s in for Balogun Flo BALOGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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#701Day

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The Jordan Austria game reminds of me the time you stay up for the midnight Hawaii football kickoff and it’s just the wildest shit you’ve ever seen

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@drumsauce @ClawForThatInch https://t.co/z6tUcKPxlU

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lamine yamal has never seen a 2-high shell

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going to a restaurant ive never been to before and asking for the usual

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went to Waffle House today for the first time today as a northerner and really liked it. didnt know how to show my appreciation so i just started fighting the employees

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i thought a sentence like this was only possible in mad libs

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

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hey man congrats on achieving your lifelong dream of playing in the nfl now tell us about the time your entire family got blood eagled in front of you when you were four years old

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@The_Barftender

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@JorgeFatu My startling five is the monstars and the rest of my rotation has never picked up a basketball in their life

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Augusta National if you sneeze too hard within five miles of the course

[Scott Friedman 🎟️ @ScottFriedman3]

Shame on ticket reseller Dennis Whyte for selling tickets on Augusta National property this afternoon.

ℹ️Augusta Press Dot Com

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last ten seconds of Duke UConn

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@The_Barftender

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You could take a million guesses and never get who the top reply to this tweet is

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

Worst video game of my entire life span. Servers, gameplay, user interface, everything just awful.

I know it's a Sunday so you guys probably aren't at work, but let's work on selling the company first thing in the morning. @SonySanDiego @MLBTheShow

Love, Kyle

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@NDSUmbb

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sorry cant watch the state of the union arizona and baylor are locked in a nail biter

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started listening to bad bunny after the super bowl. idk anything thats being said but i know that mf spitting