Self-motivated Cubs fan

Slowly drying at a breakneck pace.

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@BarstoolChief Yeah good idea, with how short handed we are we should fire the manager. Absolute retard put your phone down and suck your thumb for a minute

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@RedWavePress Almost like the billionaire could cover the difference

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@SolaceCinema Corbett should be sent to Alcatraz

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JJ Bleday more like GayGay Blegay

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@finsaretrash @umpireman7 @xanbarksdale fuck

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@umpireman7 @xanbarksdale I think this is a horrible take. Might as well run a computer simulation in your basement and have fun on your own with that. We're playing baseball not running a military drone strike

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@8TFour @kyledcheney Fully believe the pussy with his tie tucked gave up after bullets zipped by him.

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@alx This is like that scene at the end of Napoleon.

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@MLB

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#openingnight

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@Jomboy_

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@KutterIsKing

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Netflix clearly has never heard of a mattebox. Funny considering they made movies before this. #OpeningNight

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@MLB

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@BayAreaTrev

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@Jomboy_

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@netflix

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Guy needs to clean his table

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CRAZY

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@TNS_Blue @abs_sweetmarie Privy to: tee ball stand throws no hitter at special olympics.