Haley

don’t salt my game, honey

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

“ur the only girl i talk to”

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I’m ONE clothing purchase away from being happy I bet

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

@emilyjwarner omg can it be real though......

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Cats” lol

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

remember when I tried to be an instagram influencer hahahahah oh man

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

the worst tbh

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

I don’t always over-analyze, but when I do (always), it’s when someone viewed my LinkedIn profile 🧐

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

valid question

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Maya Rudolph stresses me tf out

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

@Coach__Jones I thought this was a tweet about the bachelor so that’s good

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

madeline: my marriage is falling apart

renata: my financial life is in ruins

celeste: mary louise is trying to take the twins

bonnie: my mom is dying and i can’t handle the stress of the lie

jane:

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

#FaceApp

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Does it keep anyone else up at night knowing that Celeste is an attorney, yet hasn’t once made the suggestion that Bonnie assert a defense of others defense???...........#BigLittleLies

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Just walked passed a guy at the office confidently walking around in one brown loafer and one black one.......I mean, I guess that’s one way to make sure you’re not overlooked during a corporate restructure...

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Reminder that Father’s Day is Sunday—don’t forget to go buy the perfect card with a toilet graphic or a hilarious pun about being gassy so your dad knows how much you appreciate him!!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

alright who do i have to make out with to get on a boat today

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

send prayers

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

omg Luke P is my literal nightmare

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Last night I had dreams that I was nannying for @reesewithaspoon kids and that I convinced Heather McMahan to hang out with my friends and I on vacation...idk who I think I am but sheesh

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

But the weirdest part is that they are drinking lattes with their trays of fried shrimp. Arkansas, man.

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

The lady next to me @ this coffee shop is talking about her menu for her “National Scrapbooking Day” party tomorrow. They need lots of snacks since they’re going to be doing some “intense scrapbooking”...........

[Haley @_whatdaHAL]

Now she just asked the lady she’s with how long she’s been doing hypnosis for.