madeline: my marriage is falling apart
renata: my financial life is in ruins
celeste: mary louise is trying to take the twins
bonnie: my mom is dying and i can’t handle the stress of the lie
jane:
Does it keep anyone else up at night knowing that Celeste is an attorney, yet hasn’t once made the suggestion that Bonnie assert a defense of others defense???...........#BigLittleLies
Just walked passed a guy at the office confidently walking around in one brown loafer and one black one.......I mean, I guess that’s one way to make sure you’re not overlooked during a corporate restructure...
Reminder that Father’s Day is Sunday—don’t forget to go buy the perfect card with a toilet graphic or a hilarious pun about being gassy so your dad knows how much you appreciate him!!!
Last night I had dreams that I was nannying for @reesewithaspoon kids and that I convinced Heather McMahan to hang out with my friends and I on vacation...idk who I think I am but sheesh
The lady next to me @ this coffee shop is talking about her menu for her “National Scrapbooking Day” party tomorrow. They need lots of snacks since they’re going to be doing some “intense scrapbooking”...........