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23| just trying to live a great life

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Please ignore this while I start my Disney parking thread thanks

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As a recruiter, fancy designed resumes are the worst thing on the planet. Take that as you will 🤗

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@John_Cocco All fixed

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I swear when I talk about my babies to strangers I also include taylor’s dog as if he was own 🤣🤣🤣 love my nephew

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Apologies to everyone on Twitter, taylor and John’s dog**

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EVERYDAYYYYY something happens that just makes me so much more sure that taylor and I were meant to be best friends

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Almost 1am and my boyfriend is snoring so loud the bed is vibrating, my 30lb dog completely sprawled out in between my legs also snoring and my cat sleeping right inbetween my shoulder blades, ALSO SNORING and all I can think of is how lucky I am and I wouldn’t change a thing

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@emma_kendall_96 Yes!! Well in the area but I’m going to the parks next week

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🎉Calling my disney peeps🎉
Can someone please DM and explain what genie + service is? Is it the same as the fast passes? I’m so confused and im not trying to wait in the lines this week. Is it worth it? I feel like such a helpless disney alum right now 😫

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I remember this moment so clearly and by the top 5 best moments of my life

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Casually sitting at the bar in animal kingdom and this woman comes up and is so impressed with the bartender so she goes “where’s your third arm” the bartender goes “maam if I answer that I get fired” I never had beer come out of my nose before so that was a first

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@yelener555 @NWestover

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@McKayllaMurphy I agree, should be the other way around

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em
Got drunk

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Me spiraling as an adult, my mom is numb to it at this point

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My boss, who is a whole ass doctor, just said I was smarter than her in the most serious tone. This was 5 seconds after I begged her to by a hotdog steamer for the office….so not sure how to take that

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Working 60 hours a week and having separation anxiety????? I’m gunna croak

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@McKayllaMurphy this is how I imagine our conversation would’ve went

[alice? @sixtythreeskies]

just quit my job today

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Deadass me at my job

[Knicks In 🖐🏾 @iHateKris2]

So I applied for a job knowing I ain’t qualify for it and got it. I’ve been working this job for 2 weeks now and have no clue what’s going on. 😂😂😂😂

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I just want to know what I did in a past life to be cursed with teets that don’t fit in cute tops that fit the rest of my body

[Sawx South @SawxSouth]

Kiké Hernandez left the game. He’s suffering from exhaustion after running around the bases 600 times in three days.

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I swear there were more jlo and ben chants when arod came out than anything. Literally made me so uncomfortable 🤣