Mrs. Erin

A twitter account dedicated to things my dance students say. instagram: erin_marlowe

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

Me: "Let's all pick animals to be! I'll be a bunny."
Students: "I'm a bird!" "I'm a butterfly" "I'm a pony!"
*Random 3 yr old laying flat on ground with straight face* "I'm a quesadilla."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

*me ready for my vaxxed summer and rocking no mask and sandals* Student: “oh wow Ms. Erin, I’ve never seen your mouth...or your TOES.”

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

4yr old playing bad guy: “I’m gonna eat you for dinner!!”
Me: “oh nooo!” *fake scream*
4yr old: “Now I’ll make an alligator out of your bones and paint it with your blood!!!”

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Ms. Erin, if we're REALLY good today, can you stand in the corner and take your mask off so we can see what your smile looks like?" 💕

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"I have the hiccups and the bless yous at the same time. I'm a mess."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

One of the major challenges when distance teaching is knowing whether or not intervene on a child's behavior. My personal favorite was when I witnessed a child grab all of the soap out of the shower, pour it all over the floor, and turn it into a slip-n-slide.

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

@ChickfilA has a LOT of faith for believing that I can think, order, and drive forward at the same time without running over their toes or hitting the car in front of me.

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

@claudiafarr Ah yes, it's beautiful.
Social distancing while working with children is also going great 😅

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Ms. Erin, help me get my boogie out. It's stuck on my tooth."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

@kastineperry I was literally driving my 3yr old nanny kid around the other day, and we passed a chickfila. He longingly touched the window and was like, "Mmmmm fries." Boy, same. Next thing I know, I go through the drive thru and we're goin to town on fries.

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Maybe can we take a nap instead of ballet?" #DaylightSavingsTime

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"You make my heart beat medium."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

One of my 4yr olds couldn't think of the word for husband: "do you have a...is there a...did you find your boy yet?"

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Why are you playing eyeball music?!! I'm eyeballing."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

Having the flu for 5 days made my voice level 10 raspy...
"Your voice is so soothing"
"You should make a podcast"
"Oh I'd totally fall asleep to that."
"Make it a ballet how-to podcast"
"Oh my gosh, yes"
"I don't know guys, it kind of sounds like she's been crying for 3 days."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Mrs. Erin, your sass is really coming out today."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

@Vercantez This is the most Mikey tweet ever.
Congratulations man!

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

"Why are your nose holes so big?"

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

*3yr old cutest red head with big brown eyes* "Ms. Erin, I will ALWAYS be your valentine."

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

Me when a stomach bug is going around town and one of my students says her tummy "feels funny"

[Mrs. Erin @_whatsthepointe]

Me at a 9am class: "Did everyone have a good night's sleep?!"
3yr old: "I dreamed about princesses"
Me: "How fun!"
3yr old: "No. Ariel ate-ed me."