dylan

big nerd. I use Twitter to learn and laugh. Shitposting encouraged.

[dylan @_wheels]

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[dylan @_wheels]

is the USMNT going to eat oranges now or......?

[dylan @_wheels]

@StealthQE4 they'd be stoked idk what you're talking about. ben franklin would be the biggest tik tok celeb on earth

[dylan @_wheels]

@sloppenheimer one for the road https://t.co/vFRShpqVU0

[dylan @_wheels]

@YourselfHelping @joelgrus politics as fashion needs to die

[dylan @_wheels]

@Romy_Holland That's why his name was Charles ENTERTAINMENT Cheese

[dylan @_wheels]

@deepfates ☤

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Watch Shake. Watch Meatwad. Watch Frylock. Watch Carl. Please, I’m begging you, just watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[dylan @_wheels]

before the mind virus took over one could play harry potter trivia in Portland, Oregon and people were REALLY good at it

[dylan @_wheels]

Germany versus Ivory Coast somebody check the refs' polymarket

[Pliny the Liberator 🐉󠅫󠄼󠄿󠅆󠄵󠄐󠅀󠄼󠄹󠄾󠅉󠅭 @elder_plinius]

can’t be done

[roon @tszzl]

people in washington trying to figure out wth “pliny the liberator” is

[dylan @_wheels]

@elder_plinius

[dylan @_wheels]

@DavidWells Why use lot word when few word do trick

[dylan @_wheels]

@deepfates There was a frail syrup dripping off his lap danced lapel
Punctuated by her decrepit prowl she
Washed down the hatching gizzard
Soft as a mane of needles

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Freedom isn't free.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TULSI GABBARD RESIGNS -FOX NEWS

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The DNC autopsy in five words: “Should’ve run a fucking primary.”

[dylan @_wheels]

@deepfates @repligate release the weights etc

[dylan @_wheels]

@consequence @daronmalakian @systemofadown daron's right