the whiskey blonde

I'm a blonde that frequents whiskey. I have important things to say.. about the bar. #rolltide

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Luke was reading the words off his hands! #ASG whattt??

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prince fielder is still fat

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@FitToBeWed haha it will go so quick! Now we are at about 4 months! yikes!

[the whiskey blonde @_whiskeyblonde]

#AmexUNSTAGED watching Kenny live from my computer.. Even tho my tickets are in #wildwood

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sometimes I hate bitches. why do I have to explain why??

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I stole you huney like I stole your bike #LFO

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I'm a whiskey drinkin' hell of a time

[the whiskey blonde @_whiskeyblonde]

am I the only one who thinks coconuts taste like suntan lotion? #yikes

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I don't understand the point of going out and having a drink or two. Wasted calories. BLACKOUT or BACKOUT #WhiteGirlWasted

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less than 5 mths away. #fuck

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I guess you can keep talkingggg. #yikes

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@ShitServersSay I actually never knew that! 👍 thankkkksss 😄

[the whiskey blonde @_whiskeyblonde]

sometimes I harass my puppy!! but his name is Jameson, I thought he would like it☺

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@blondebroads no better revenge😘

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@ShitServersSay about to start 6 straight days of work, including 2 dbls! #serverproblems my weekend was weds&thurs! #hate

[Chris @notaroIemodeI]

Dear fat girls, stop "tanning" and start "gyming"

[the whiskey blonde @_whiskeyblonde]

I may or may not have went on a baking spree to prove my excellence over a 6th grader after she brought this in yest

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all we need is a sunny☀day and an old tailgate. & we'll escape realityyy #kenny #nextweekend

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I hate when friends try and recap my embarrassments of the night before. there is a reason they call it blacking out. #nomemory #betteroff

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when they say no dogs in the courtyard next to my room, they mean it. esp BARKING dogs before 9a on Sat! #eff