Shark Dad

24. Metal head.

[Bleacher Report NBA @BR_NBA]

The Mavs, not the Spurs, could be the Texas team luring LaMarcus Aldridge away http://t.co/BkTelAnNxH

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

What did my dream mean? What did the deer mean? Why did the sky crack?

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

We saw some fucked up stuff yesterday.

[PRE @PRER0LLS]

Dave Chappelle was so ahead of his time, It's crazy. #GOAT

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

"has she ever had an experience with weed? Ever?"
"Oh hell yeah, of course."
Well fuck.

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

Well, not TODAY. I confirmed it today. This was Saturday.

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

confirmed i was drugged at work today

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

my heartbeat is in sync with the song $WAAAAAAAAAAG

[Aphex Only Child @metalface_]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah https://t.co/hy3vVmBQS6

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

Zach Randolph is really the uncle at the family reunion who can beat you in basketball while smoking a Black & Mild

[deray @deray]

I'm incredibly disappointed in Baltimore's @MayorSRB for instituting this curfew. She, too, expected the worst. Sad. #BaltimoreUprising

[Shark Dad @_whitehippy]

idk if this is the last time we'll see him, but Long.Live.Dirk.Nowitzki

[Mavs Moneyball @mavsmoneyball]

By far, 100 percent the worst part of the season was seeing Dirk's mortality. It was weird and scary. Even worse than Rondo stuff.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

1st time since the 2009 Conference Semifinals that Dirk's averaged a dbl-dbl (20 Pts & 10 Rbs) for an entire series.

[Chris Forsberg @ChrisForsberg_]

Think about it: Celtics just got a standing ovation for being swept out of the playoffs. What a crazy season.