Oma🎀

wtf do I write now??

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Ask him why he does not have a group chat or a therapist. Women are not born with these things, they put in effort to create all these for themselves.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Calling someone out for wearing a bikini at the beach when you came online to share that your husband was sleeping with you and his white female friend, and you seemed completely okay with it.

Abirun oshi.

[Oma🎀 @_whitekeys]

Come o
Hope nothing??
Even God no do like this

[Temmy @Temmy_omoileri]

I asked my husband yesterday to gift me some naira so I can do giveaway, we've been on giveaway discussion since last week. But because some of you choose to munch on an innocent post to escalate to suit your desires, i will have to pend my daily plans and movement.
Whatever you think this is, it's okay, if it's a pattern to silence you all that uses curses and insults to communicate your displeasure, then SO BE IT.
To think, you all think living in manners that denigrade our identity and what we really are is okay, that's fine too.
Kindly know this, to the extent at which you all have contributed to the damage in the world today, YOU WILL ACCOUNT FOR IT. BE IT GOOD OR EVIL.
YOU CAN SWIM ON THE DRAGGING AND ENJOY IT.
I HOPE ONEDAY, YOU ALL WILL SEE THE LIGHT.

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

because some of them can hold pee for 3 days and 3 nights.

girls have very short urethra, but those humans know how to hold pee!

so, once they get comfortable in a place, they pee.

Let me shock you?... if girls go into your toilet and it's filthy, they hold the pee again for another 2 hours!👀👀💀💀💀

girls are magicians!

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

The dress that kept making foreigners strike up conversations with me🥰😍🤭
I wore this to the spice farm and I blended in so well 😂🤭💚
A beautiful dress on a beautiful woman on a beautiful island 🏝️

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

If they insult you now, you’ll start wailing talmbout “Do you know my age?”

Because if it’s not mental illness, what’s my business with whether you stand in buba and iro in front of your kids or not?

There were parents in bikinis on that same sandbank with their kids on vacation. I’m sure you know that though.
You’re always on some performative moral grandstanding bullshit on the TL. One would think you’re auditioning for new husband. The penis you have/had isn’t enough for you?

Bia nwanyi, avoid me please.
When e reach your turn, wear gele and abaya and swim. Quoting me to set me up then putting rubbish emojis like it’s supposed to mean something. Mtchewww.
“Nudity is not fashion” on top of swimming.

[Daddysooja @daddysooja]

Good morning everyone
Thank you so much for your prayers and love.She was able to eat though her jaw was affected,thank God it wasn’t her skull.
You can support us financially too.Thank you so much

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UBA
Joy Gabriel

That was her leg yesterday. Surgery has been

[Ratatouille🥑 @Cinnam0niee]

I hateee when there's soo much visible onions in food omg😭😭

I feel like vomiting!

[The Cake Chancery @TheCakeChancery]

Help me bless this beauty with 200 retweets 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[princesstherapy @princessstherap]

she was that girl 💕

[🥥🌴 @KareemRevived]

Acting so good, they calling her a junkie in real life. Oh Zendaya, I will be watching every film you’re in besides Dune.

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Job post: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.

[Oma🎀 @_whitekeys]

@OChisomeje @Shola_dlb @PeaceEkpenyong8 Like...
And I don't even think the person is a caterer, her/his page, the pictures, the write up....
Everything is just sketchy

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

God abeg this thing wey I dey feel, make e no be blood

E fit be kunu or anything I no mind God abeg

[Oma🎀 @_whitekeys]

@ivnways @

[Yadie @Yadiegottweets]

I be in that danfo with Google maps wide open.😭

[Ovuteaku💵🤑 @Applenwaa]

Nigeria, becoming better

[Oma🎀 @_whitekeys]

@shannthell88 As how?????