Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
Gotta love how Americans treat the c-word like it's the absolute worst curse, and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
Meanwhile, my credit card wouldn't work in the shop today and the lady behind the till assured me that the machine has been "acting the cunt all day".