Jessica

Proud owner of two small boys.

[Jessica @_whosthatjess]

Greg wins the award for the most diplomatic way of asking ‘what in the fuck were you thinking?’ #Loveisland

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@jsugarfootm You can be generous and also be a nonce

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Rachel is giving me the ick #mafsau

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It’s VERY clear why Bec is still single, unhinged is right #mafsau

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Embarrassed that Alissa had me fooled #mafsau

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Rachel got fingered once and hasn’t stopped talking about it #mafsau

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Basically Scott is scared of being told off by his vicious wife if he says hi to Bec, what a wimp #mafsau

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Juliette realising she’d been played by Gia was great television #mafsau

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I fear Juliette may be a psychopath #mafsau

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So the whole trip revolves around how Rachel feels, just stoppppppppp #mafsau

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@angelakaybobs1 Thanks Ange

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No-one is saying your relationship is a joke Rachel. Bore off #mafsau

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Rachel is a bit wet behind the ears isn’t she #mafsau

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Tyson talking about being a man’s man, the provider, the protector, all whilst chilling in his little Ugg boots. Cute #mafsau

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I also HATE that they are making me side with men #mafsau

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Juliette just straight up lying about what Joel said is just gross, a vile vile shell of a woman #mafsau

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What is wrong with the women on this years #mafsau ?!! Juliette is actually unbearable to watch, get her off my screen

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Brook is living proof that no matter how pretty the outside is your personality can make you ugly af. What a horrible little bully #mafsau

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@CrazyVibes_1 Try toothpaste, works getting pen out of wood 👍🏼

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@Anonymo95763957 @Maffyew23 You actually don’t. The defence didn’t call any expert witnesses likely because Lucy had already confessed to her first barrister