Ankita Das

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[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Reece James 😭😭😭

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

everyday it gets harder

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Did I just take the nap or did the nap...🙄take me

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

@heyyprithvi *can't

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Do not use the holiday season as an excuse to get sloppy about pandemic safety.

I don't know about y'all, but I would rather lay low for one year than have my poor decisions be the reason that it is someone else's final holiday.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

When your costume is on point but your mom makes you wear a jacket

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

People need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

my therapist’s notes be like

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

boris watches rick and morty pass it on

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Now lets be honest that Willy Wonka guy isn't attractive, yall just sex deprived x

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

nobody:

captain america: https://t.co/FLXS0JoLVl

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Jim Morrison was right. People are strange.

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

https://t.co/Xp4BNWJTul

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

*Bro let me act like a lion in a chicken pen around women bro these women should take my metaphorical chop licking as a compliment*

[Ankita Das @_wickedoutsider]

Weird mfs think that sexually harassing her is supposed to make her feel worshipped or something.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

i either get more than 8 hours of sleep and feel like absolute shit, or get less than 8 hours of sleep and feel like absolute shit