Maggie

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[Maggie @_wildwest]

at the end of the day, what people think of you doesn't matter, you are the only one who has to live with the person that you are

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

my dog is cute and I love her but I fear she is a major greenhouse gas emitter

[Maggie @_wildwest]

What is this title lmao Ripleys believe it or not

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

Believe it or not, some women flourish post-breakup. https://t.co/UlJyf6MnNv

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

whenever i feel my anxiety getting worse i drink a big coffee and go on social media so i can try for a new high score

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The hometown urge to point out to your partner every single place you have ever done anything

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

this is how I'm planning to ride out the winter

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

I just learned that if the price of houses had risen at the same rate as median income in this country then a house in 2021 would cost an average of 61,000

And now I’m dead

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

when was the last time you sat and gave yourself credit for how much you’ve grown and how far you’ve come? when was the last time you celebrated a relatively small win, just because? when was the last time you just sat down and said out loud, “I'm really really proud of myself?”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There are two kinds of people: the ones who believe in evolution, and the ones whose existence disproves it.

[brett montana @justbrad]

I miss COVID summer 2020 because people would be like “hey want to drink wine in the park?” Now it’s “hey want to go spend $200 on dinner and drinks and not be in nature?”

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my roommate’s dog likes to sit on my lap while I’m working and on zoom my boss was like “oh my gosh please introduce that cute baby!!”, so i unmuted myself and was like “this is Evie” but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my coworkers, who had a literal human infant

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every dog is a therapy dog.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

yep

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

Exciting time for college athletes.Most excited for non-scholarship athletes who may have been working jobs outside of sports to make ends meet. Free meals, sponsored posts, signings will make their lives a lot easier. Long overdue.