Will Lake

[Will Lake @_willlake]

Honey, I Shrunk Gary Busey

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

TikTok couple Dakota Harper and Felicity Eatmon are facing charges of first-degree arson and conspiracy to commit arson after attempting to burn down an abandoned home.

Investigators say they have since obtained surveillance video that shows Felicity handing Dakota a lit piece of paper, which he then placed inside the home.

If convicted, each could face 2 to 20 years in prison for first-degree arson and 5 to 25 years for the conspiracy charge.

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@justalexoki https://t.co/2bVKNTiusS

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Will Lake @_willlake]

The real bigotry here is that no one lauded @TimJDillon when he responded to the CNN interviewer in similar fashion. What a shallow country we live in.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Sydney Sweeney refuses to apologize for the American Eagle jeans ad after GQ's Katherine Stoeffel continuously tried to get her to cave.

Stoeffel: I mean, Trump tweeted about the jeans ad ... that just seems like a very crazy moment...

Sweeney: It was surreal.

Stoeffel: The risk is that there's a chance that somebody will get some idea about what you think about certain issues ... Do you worry about that?

Sweeney: No.

Stoeffel: The criticisms were that maybe white people shouldn't joke about genetic superiority ... I just wanted to allow you to talk about that specifically.

Sweeney: I think that when I have an issue that I want to speak about, people will hear.

[Will Lake @_willlake]

In other news, Gregg Abbott threatens to impose transportation taxes on runners.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

[Will Lake @_willlake]

Clearly never worked a job that involved Excel.

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

One of the most powerful passages in Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations":

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@TayWilson00 Riff Raff challenges Michael Corleone to a boxing match Circa 2005

[Will Lake @_willlake]

“In a recent study it was found that bipolar disorder can by cured by taking heroic doses of LSD. More great work from the university of Mel Gibson.”

À la Norm Macdonald

[Guy @nosilverv]

15 yo girl mistakenly "overdoses" on LSD and their bipolar is cured.

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@FearedBuck

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@POTUS Be more vague

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@sobylife 0x2c18B49b3dA3C664E6b3F1d81A522086d49EBf6C

[Will Lake @_willlake]

@garyvee Utopia is just going to be every individual peddling their middle school level doodles or equivalent.