Willow

the egg brothers got rich off moon cheese———probably missing my wife 🥲❤️

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 @DrReidSupremacy]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" yeah, well, I asked supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner and he told me the unsub is likely a white male in his early to mid 30s.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Who up taking damage

[xtine @abowlcut]

bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

My dog immediately after I swipe my credit card at the vet:

[th✮r @therraplanista]

os acordáis de cuando antes a tu ship favorito se le decia otp o soy demasiado mayor

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

after losing my mind for 4 hours, i’ve decided it’s not that serious

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

just won the i miss my wife award again

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

Call me apple the way I be in cider

[trap dad @dude_gang]

I’m on that good bush and adderall

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I love gargoyles so much I think every building should have a little dude on it

[Lesbian Princess 🎀 @femme_faerie]

matching bracelets that say "BONDED PAIR- DO NOT SEPARATE"

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

im such a whore for little trinkets

[julia @juumelo_]

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me