andrea 🇵🇭

(bothered for a rhyme). occasional novelist, professional procrastinator.

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

no one can ever spell my fucking name right

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@ColaWarsVeteran we have this framed in our bathroom

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@clhubes everyone in my husband's family is psychically tuned in to (1) who's missing from the room and (2) how long they've been gone, and they *only* need to talk to me urgently when i've snuck off to poop

[The Archivist (📌DA and ME Archival) @ElfrootSmoker]

We learn new Dragon Age things every day

[Elliot Rockart @kvetchbian]

I’m at the Vermont King Arthur Flour and pulled into the parking lot next to an older butch woman in the exact same car who was very excited to see me in the same dark green forester. When I left to go inside she said “we’ll leave the girls to chat” gesturing at the cars

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

READ BANNED BOOKS, OR LOOK THEM UP ON WIKIPEDIA SO YOU CAN SAY OYU READ THEM - SHIRT AVALIABLE AT https://t.co/1Wb2rv8Bhy - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@soflantastic

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

Happy 55th birthday to Aschf Lshtshfum

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

i need an entire day alone where i get iced coffee go to thrift store for two hours go to target get a manicure and then come home and put a stew on the stove for four hours while i read a weird book

[grovy @grovymango]

I am very bad at being non chalant. I am so so chalant

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Girls named Andrea are always like “actually it’s pronounced Andrea”

[Native Santa Cruz @NativeSantaCruz]

Here’s the question from Jeopardy. If you don’t know the answer, we’re no longer friends

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@BeckyBeefJerky nothing can hold a candle to The Pregnancy Peach

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@Shattubatu @demiurgently if you don' already follow @RedwallFeasts , you gotta

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

GROND!

reply "GROND!" if you agree!

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@Alicia_Bittle_ 190 normally; I gain 10-15 lbs w/ baby. at my 20wk ultrasound, the tech popped out of the room and came back looking concerned. "we need to fix this," she said, "your paperwork says you're 200 pounds!"
i replied, "i /am/ 200 pounds."
her: "...but you wear it so well!"
🙃

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@TylerMahanCoe

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@mykola @DrSamiSchalk this is exactly what I was going to say. I did CBT for two years and never had a more productive session than the one time we did EMDR. clear your day afterwards - take a relaxing bath, rest, have comforting snacks on hand. it's draining but deeply satisfying.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Would watch an entire show of this in a HEARTBEAT

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@soflantastic CONGRATULATIONS, FLANNERY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[andrea 🇵🇭 @_wintersonata_]

@lelia_glass i love that for you and your kid! our toddler recently went from /fadʒi:/ to /ʃabi:/, which was also very exciting.