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[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

My prayer is that Dangote succeeds in Kenya.

His proposed Lamu oil refinery project is so strategic for our glorious country.

May the hungry cartels be scattered in seven ways.

May our glorious Kenya prosper!

[keyla @keylajeana]

Whoever invented this is pure genius

[I am Chege @_James041]

Every legal practitioner, every Forester, every active citizen, every Kenyan,

Must come out and speak for Esther Wairimu Keige.

Esther Wairimu was a 54 year old senior Legal Officer , Kenya Forest Service, stationed at Karura Forest

Esther was abducted three weeks ago and she has been found dead.

We cannot normalize abductions and murder in this country.

Enough is Enough!

If this post appears on your TL, reply with the hashtag #JusticeForEstherWairimu #EndAbductionsKe

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Sasa ndio natoka kwa maofakado.

Today, I was training hass avocado farmers on eTIMS.

Their good export dealer had organized this crucial training for them.

If there are people who genuinely need to understand eTIMS implications, it is our great farmers.

Why?

The produce buyers simply tell them. Sishabula tuletee eTIMS invoice ndio tukulipe pesa yako.

So the farmers run to cyber and comply. But very few understand what happens next.

At the end of the year, KRA can clearly see, through eTIMS, that you sold avocados worth 1 million.

But because no one taught the farmer bookkeeping, they never ask for eTIMS invoices when buying:

• Fertilizer.
• Seedlings.
• Farm chemicals.
• Farm equipment.
• Labour.
• Transport.

Their costs remain invisible. But their sales are fully visible.

Then trouble begins.

KRA sees the 1 million in sales. But sees almost zero deductible costs.
It is almost as if the avocados fell from heaven.

So KRA treats your profit as 1 million.
Then demands about 30% income tax.
That is a whopping Kh 300,000 tax.

But the farmer does not have that kind of money. The money already went into fertilizer, workers, transport and preparing crops.

The farmer is then left in the harassing hands of KRA.

If there is one group of people that deserves intensive training on eTIMS and bookkeeping, it is our farmers.

Please enlighten the farmers in your community.

They feed us all.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

HIGH COURT suspends private car inspection directive issued by NTSA pending hearing and determination of petition challenging the move.

[Architect Mwangi @ArchitectMwangi]

Rwanda is bold!
This is just a coffee shop but looks like a whole public pavivlion!🥰

[bikerslife254 @bikerslife254]

@jmuragengunjiri They made it mandatory for all governments departments to receive money via one account that led to Kenyatta hospital having no money for maintenance. What is so special about NTSA fines to have a special account that mandates direct deposit by extortion victims?

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@jmuragengunjiri Jaluo wamekubali kutumika vibaya. Kondiwa, Mbadi, Wanga etc

[Brian Omariba @_brianomariba]

The quest for good governance continues .....

[Bonnie Mwangi, CPA, LLM, MBA @MwangiBonnie]

The Finance Bill passed after 122 MPs voted Yay, and 40 Nay.

That is a quorum of 162.

187 did not bother show up.

I only want to add two additional sets of data points to this.

One: how much we pay them, which is on the third attachment.

Two: how other countries pay their politicins - with markedly different "value for money". Last attachment.

CLass: Discuss.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

🤣🤣🤣 Standard has proven too hot to handle🤣🤣🤣 they will not believe.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[MSee MSima @mseemsima]

Lakini nini hukuwa shida ha mapolisi? Hawa watu nao hukuwa above kenyan law. Hii video imeniharibia siku hadi.

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

WILLIAM RUTO’S GOVT OWES STANDARD GROUP SH1.2 BILLION IN UNPAID ADS
🫆Instead of paying, he went on X at 9:49 am to call them extortionists, blackmailers and propagandists — from the highest office in the land.
🫆Standard hit back with four words that buried him: “We have the receipts.”
🫆The real blackmail, they said, is your government withholding Sh1.2 billion to strangle a media house into silence.
🫆Ruto threatened “Do your WORST.”
🫆Standard responded: We will hold the government accountable for any harm to our journalists, directors and shareholders”
🫆A sitting President, angry and exposed, picked a public fight with a newspaper he owes money to.
🫆He didn’t win. He lost. Angered. And conquered …

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

A man arrested for simply carrying a flag in a suit!!

Roughed up on the streets his one question answered "NIMEKOSA???"

RUTO MUST GO!

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

If the rejection of William Ruto exists only on social media, why is Nairobi CBD sealed off?

Why the razor wire, roadblocks, heavy security deployment and restricted access?

Where are the TUTAM supporters who are always said to be the silent majority?

A confident leader welcomes the people.

A fearful leader fortifies himself against them.

The more security deployed to keep citizens away, the more questions Kenyans will ask about who is really afraid of whom.

[TheMoscowMood @conserve1689]

@lynn_ngugi1

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Sasa type bila kulia uncle😂😂
It’s boiling nicely 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

KENYA’S WORST ENEMIES: ABSENTEE MPs
🫆You and I pay our MPs an agggregated average of Sh1.6M to Sh2M each per month
🫆On Thursday, a total of 186 MPs, out of 390, deliberately skipped the crucial vote on the #FinanceBill2026
🫆What it means: Sh297.6M to Sh372M, of taxpayers’ sweat, will be paid out to ghost MPs this month. Sad @NAssemblyKE @MzalendoWatch