that bitch

☀️Capricorn 🌙 Gemini ⛅️ Aquarius

[that bitch @_woims_]

I’d let Spencer from icarly eat my ass

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

asked my husband to make me a pb&j he’s been gone for 20 minutes i hear chopping wtf is he doing

[Cory Wurtenberger @corywurtnberger]

They need to “Wicked-ify” The Nutcracker. The Rat King’s story deserves to be told

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[that bitch @_woims_]

And even still I wish you well.

[that bitch @_woims_]

The guy who made Chipotle is a Christopher Columbus tech bro type

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

[erika @yeeeerika]

big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul

[erika @yeeeerika]

witches be like keep it up and you're going in the soup

[that bitch @_woims_]

I recognize it may have been inappropriate to scream that loudly about bugs life during work hours

[that bitch @_woims_]

I think it's fucked up gooning means jacking off it should mean hanging out and being silly

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

ghost gf with big supernaturals

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

stop eating steaks with fakes and start eating macaroni with the one and only

[Star Slop @starslopped]

We need more women in STEM (sorcery, tricks, enchantment, and magick)

[SamUel @SaaSBySamuel]

@suchnerve My grandma still laughs about welding tanks one year and baking casseroles the next.

[SEX @kakesus]

doing a line of hope & manifestations

[infinite ✧ @lunaversesol]

Who heals the healer? The ocean

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid

[that bitch @_woims_]

Doing a freaky Friday but as a casual date night

[maya @mayareminders]

me casually: I had a vision about this