jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie

apparently, I have too many notepads and shiny fragile things

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@kairyssdal relevant to your interests

“so employment rates are low… why are you being such a bummer?”

https://t.co/K7xR8VIzRh

[Pokebattler @Pokebattler_com]

Events (graphs in first post) are down 75% April 5th vs April 28th on the app website down 20%

Users (graphs in this post) down 50% on app 26% on website

My Pokebattler motivation is at an all time low. Hopefully usage comes back when popular raids return.

We will see

[Pokebattler @Pokebattler_com]

As requested here are the Pokebattler website and app analytics. I will let you all discuss what it means. I’m too upset to put into words.
Watching the app you’ve been excited to build finally take off and then crash hard is devastating.

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@elonmusk - there are numerous services that use automated tweeting to provide warnings about weather, traffic, and natural disasters (including, for example, earthquakes which is probably something your familiar with out there in California…). Please find a different way.

[NWS Raleigh @NWSRaleigh]

Twitter is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account can no longer post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide general updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

i fucking hate this @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp
#PokemonGOraid #endthelimit

[Cerys @cerxsviolxt44]

spotify is down and i can hear my own thoughts, fix it

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

You know, I always liked mastodons. Mammoths too, of course. Nothing wrong with mammoths! But do you know what the difference is?

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@elonmusk introspection suits you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@tribelaw that’s why you should claim your moniker on Mastodon asap

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@SwiftOnSecurity @kairyssdal @mollywood @KAreports

I need y’all’s Mastodon handles when you switch. (It’s really nice over here.)

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@zz_zofia @HigginsMassie @Gardy_2 @JAFOOFAJ @NPHNicholas @JosiahHawthorne And here i was just thinking about Supernatural and demon diseases…

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Elon Musk may want to do his homework before mouthing off to Ed Markey.

This was…not a wise move. To say the least.

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

Wow. Just…wow.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Can you survive as a Black person in America? You can't. It takes a special skill to be amongst us. We have a set of rules to ensure you stay alive. Now I'll try to keep it simple but pay attention because it's death row out here."
https://t.co/7R8S89DMmx

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

i know i’m way behind the times but i just discovered @OpenAI and my mind is just blown away by all the possibilities

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

Ariel Fucking Elias, ladies and gentlemen
that was AMAZING

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the clip

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@GOP that’s not how inflation works

[jenn the librarian is a notepad magpie @_wordherder]

@mitchellscomet there are other brands than Thule?