I'm looking into buying 500k bots. Not the internet kind. The kind that Samurai Jack fights in the acclaimed Genndy Tartakovsky cartoon, Samurai Jack. I need them for personal protection.
They should invent a kind of whiskey that you can enjoy at any time, not just on rainy nights at a table by the bay window with a small lamp and a revolver.
@SkinnyTuna Yes, as a teenager he was probably the most famous and feverish Runescape player in the world. After he started uploading YouTube videos around 2006, people kept hacking his account, including his classmates, for which he stabbed them.
@SkinnyTuna Has an estranged wife and child and is seemingly constantly in volatile/abusive relationships. Holds a wide array of entertaining and disturbing schizo opinions, which in essence can be summed up "the way that five-year-olds see the world is correct".
@SkinnyTuna This guy's life is genuinely unbelievable. He should have attained Chris Chan-level lolcow status years ago.
One-time top Runescape player, multiple hospitalizations, grifts from his followers as a digital nomad.
Lines from the Amtrak employees in the cafe car:
"You never, NEVER put nail polish on a man. Never."
"Melania's from the same part of the world as I am."
-"Are you also a hooker?"
"What's a manga series?"
"I'm saying C-3PO gets gayer with each movie."
You don't have to start learning that language yet. At age 27 they give you a points voucher that you can spend on instant language acquisition. You have time.