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the official coolest guy ever (self-diagnosed)

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i put the “urinal” in the word “funeral”

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@60SecDocs my dick

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“it’s always better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it” -chlamydia steve

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@Miesje0_0 in 7 minutes sex will be the realest thing you’ve seen today

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warning: sex will be real in 8 minutes

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opinions are like testicles
everyone’s got one

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@Miesje0_0 did you really just say people shouldn’t be taking the war in ukraine seriously?

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i don’t sweat bullets
i just piss them

#kidneystonespride

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manhole cover? do you mean pants?

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@Miesje0_0 i don’t think he’s going to look good bald

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say #sundayfunday and no one bats an eye
but say #suckdayfuckday and suddenly everyone hates you

society

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imagine being named rob banks

you’d just have to

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@Miesje0_0 no, you should stop

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damn girl, are you some kind of foul creature? because

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@Miesje0_0 i am offended

[I Think You Should Affirm 👕🧍 @youshouldaffirm]

Now we finally know who was in the Chunky suit #MetGala

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harry houdini is a massive fraud #idontthinkhesactuallyawizard #stolenvalour #whatafuckingasshole #sundayfunday

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@pudd1esexe yeah that’s the joke…
april fools ha

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*whoopie cushions: 3d*

april fools
dickhead

fuck you

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reverse medusa

like a snake with people hair