Punky Brewster

A literal valet. Somewhere between I want it and I got it.

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

@Berndt_toast24 Maybe next semester I'm not sure. I'm just so tired.

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

My phone is so broken omfg I am so stressed. :-/

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

@Berndt_toast24 No idk lol I ws just upset

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

no thanks https://t.co/lrIJrd7NAD

[AB @AB84]

rt if u need a follow

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

@SatansLingerie you're basically a whale biologist anyway https://t.co/glWD5NUTo6

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

follower power levels:
level 1. normie
level 2. web famous person
level 3. irl famous person
level 4. porn star
level 5. prominent whale biologist or museum staff

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

No matter what I do here it's never enough. I'm never enough. I hate Buffalo. Time to start looking at colleges in Pennsylvania, I guess....

[Ryan 🎙Big D🎙 @ImBigD_]

Alright, here's the deal. I am actually just checking Twitter to see if I was cool enough to be gifted with more characters per tweet.

Well, it looks like I was. I guess I'll use the rest of this tweet to pass an important message.

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

Don't @ me

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

@hotsie_tatsie I don't have a screen shot anymore but I just want everyone on this thread to know that one time a guy from college text me "ur facebook pic is hot it represents patriotism and horniness"

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

@srslybri @hotsie_tatsie When he said he has the right tools

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

Not to be dramatic but I'd swim that entire ocean to find your dog https://t.co/2P89eJl06v

[xevi @future_xevi]

First boat day⚓️

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

My manager was being a dick this morning & I gave him the look & he felt it in his soul the rest of the fucking day cuz he didn't even say shit else. Sometimes ya gotta let em know- I'm 25 you're like 19, peace & no blessingz bye.

[Q @qbreexy]

my mom said "how tf you picky & still pick the wrong ones" lmfaoooothatshithurtedoooo

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Voters today chose
-2 new Democratic governors
-2 black lieutenant governors
-2 transgender officials
-A Black Lives Matter lawyer as DA in Philly
-A Sikh mayor in Hoboken
-A socialist in Virginia
-To oust GOP mayor in Atlantic City
-And to expand Medicaid in Maine
#280characters

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

Well this is the best thing I've read in a week lmao 😌😆😅 https://t.co/qyFKncazei

[Ashley @xoSchadenfreude]

@_xLAWx You were in my dream last night. You spent weeks handmaking me a kayak, but when you gifted it to me, I was too scared to tell you I was afraid of the water, so I scooted around in the grass in it instead.

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

#resist 👏👏👏 https://t.co/b6e8JFVUxc

[Punky Brewster @_xLAWx]

I'm honestly an amazing cuddler. I never hog the blankets, I'm small so I don't take up much space, and I always share my pillow, so it's trash that on nights like these when I'm sad and lonely no one will sleep over with me.

[The Sparrow Project @sparrowmedia]

For a failed urine test Meek Mill was sentenced to more jail time than:

Darren Wilson - Michael Brown's killer
Timothy Loehmann - Tamir Rice's killer
Daniel Pantaleo - Eric Garner's killer
Sean Williams - John Crawford's killer
Michael Slager - Walter Scott's killer

COMBINED

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

[just completely and horrifically depressed]
me: lol