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[narisns 🤍 @narinsns]

Quando o cara esqueceu que já tinha um amarelo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[F❤️‍🔥 @Frannnxxxx]

Or maybe don’t make maternity leave less than minimum wage so people can enjoy having children

[Zion @zionszzn]

Ngl, having supportive mom who still look out for you as an adult is a huge blessing.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I want to be as delusional as the guy who sued Redbull for not giving him wings and won $15M

[ravn @mfnravn]

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[23. @2xsam_]

I just know in my bones that i will somehow make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much I can carry" moments.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i really hope this year is good to my mom.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

The British take the cake on this

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

No amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I love it when people buy properties and restore it to their former glory. Time almost stole this gem.

Watch this quick restoration video. It's beautiful. ❤️❤️❤️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Take a lot of pictures. It doesn't matter if you share them or not. Just take pictures.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Acts of service really will melt me. Idc what it is, how big or small, the fact that I'm considered and thought about and you want to make my day easier just really gets me going.

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

And it better be just as racist as the rest of them or we don't want it.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

my handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious

[Tsukuyomi Clips @TKClips]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[First Lady @mayfred__]

Having a boyfriend means having someone you can tell the most useless details about your day to. It’s not like I expect him to do anything about the fact that the Uber driver is driving slow but babe, just listen…..proceeds to yap