zed

zed. polyglot. interpreter. secret vessel of ancient languages. father of tiny demons.

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

Ill do the thing here eventually

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

got these moisturized lips but no one to kiss.

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

im out for a walk and stopped at the convenience store by my place for ice cream when i overheard a man telling someone he had to make it to an appointment for a hair transplant consultation and when his friend asked why he had the appt he said "bc im follicularly challenged."

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

[ gonna use zeds other fc for now. Im feeling the itch.

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

the physical representation of my ass attempting to make friends only to end up talkin to a brick wall

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

fck me. i slept through my alarm clock. woke up late, sweaty, and sticky and feel like i just bathed in a swamp.

[َ @gffyoq]

if you miss me, just call.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Same

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

When people don’t consider you in the same way you consider them, let them go. There’re actually so many people in the world that can match your energy and love you the way you love.

[marie @astou_jolie]

NGL, the people I’ve loved the most have traumatized the fuck out of me.

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

mian

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

@neposlop it was real fckn uncomfortable. i had to cover up until i got to my stop. ive never jumped off the bus so fast in my life.

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

i need to adjust my junk but im in the middle of a group of elderly ladies on the subway and im not tryna send someone home to the lord.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

unpopular opinion: don't ruin your friendship to be lovers

[ཧ★ @yesimsvrfer]

i’m going insane in the calmest way ever

[ᶻ 𝗓 ren 𝗓 𐰁 @stxpididiot_]

i’m not meant to find my person anymore i fear but i’m pretty good at filling people’s emptiness until they don’t need me anymore so at least i have that going for me

[zed @_xexwhyzedx_]

nothin makes you feel shittier than noticing someone you clicked with just stop showing interest in you altogether.