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[C 💎 @_xlnj]

If you're black and eat mayonnaise I don't trust you 😷😕

[Seventh Pope @foundallsaint]

Juvenile is aging gracefully, he’s 50 😮‍💨

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[solé @layxsnv]

“do you mind if we cancel?”
me :

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My Mind every time I’m in the toilet:

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

That feeling when something you weren’t even in the mood for gets canceled.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me after I turned on something good to watch

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Now I understand why Squidward loved staying home alone 🥹. I get it

[eliz @eliza___v]

Nobody:

Me soon as I get a voice message:

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Black movies that are not about trauma, slavery, or being accepted by white people >>>>>>

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @spoilshana]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work just to stay home.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect even tho nobody cares

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

tbh this is a great example of just how boring life has become. I miss treeeeeees man.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

I’m dying😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 is this accurate?

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

me: