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[Eemerett @sanguine_tech]

@medickimw Criticizing Isreal in the car and Waze suddenly recalculates to take you to a dead end street in a high crime area

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

LIKE HE KNEW DAMN WELL THAT COFFEE DIDN'T TOUCH THAT CUP LMAOOO😭😭😭

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[✥ @qamrlight]

in the UK you can’t have three sunny days in a row otherwise the sun will shoot you

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Why would you park beside me

[mariam @_xmcm]

I’d have to kill him tf??

[Flavour of Ireland @VideosIrish]

What would you do if he done it to your child

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

[Mini Boss @aaplgoogl12]

둘다 괜찮네. 회사 이멜에 써봐야겠다

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"we two peas in a pod☺️" no y'all two rees in a tard

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

I don't want AI. I want resealable cereal bags and the light in my eyes back.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

my manager: "what can we improve on"

my paycheck big papa

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Natism @Natism]

If a dog can be put to sleep for hurting a child, so should a pedophile.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i have no more passwords left in me

[Mak @mak_aura]

Only hoe I need is a hoelotta money yahurme

[☆ @seadave1a]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief