Surrahhh

just a dumb bitch, doin’ dumb bitch shit 🤷🏻‍♀️🤙🏻

[Surrahhh @_xoxSaraaah]

In the span of 4 days, and only opening 8 sleeved booster packs, I’ve pulled both of the most expensive cards in Phantasmal Flames 😭 what even is life rn

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Wonderland Coca Cola mist zone would save me rn

[barbican barbie 💛🌻🌞✨ @killa_lipstick]

Drivetest Ontario is not failing enough ppl for me

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Tbh false spring is normal in Canada we always get nice weather followed by one dumb ass last minute snowfall

[Melanie 🇨🇦 @Mellyfax]

Why I won't vote for Pierre Poilievre

(Yes I will shut off my comments because it's my account and my choice I don't need to listen to the same argument over and over got it the first time).

[Ikechukwuuu🥀 @gottabelockedin]

A man commented on a woman's ig post "you're not even rapeable, you're safe". She saw he was a pilot at American Airlines and wrote an email to the company along with the comment. He got fired immediately and is facing prosecution. Very good

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Abuse
Miscarriage
Pregnancy
Losing a parent
Starting from scratch
Depression
Being cheated on

[Goose @sir12304]

This is my dream. A non lethal airline crash. Never have to work again for the rest of your life

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U could be losing your mind and check Kanye’s tweets then realize you’re actually doing alright

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

As a Canadian...

- F🍁ck Trump.
- Buy Canadian.
- Support Canadian.
- Buy Mexican.
- If you can't buy Canadian/Mexican, buy anything other than American.

Americans, this isn't about you, it's about your deranged President.

[x100. @Emulate_Me]

Yo wtf are these mans on? Ticketmaster CEO needs to be next

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Wind so bad outside today in Toronto. You girlies who love off skinny men better put some rocks in their coat pockets or he's flying directly into a next girl home.

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

we lose another hour of sunlight this sunday. for people w/ the winter blues, take your vitamin D, wake up earlier, more soups, more root vegetables, more journaling, more audio journaling, more exercise, and more therapy.