alternative talker

life gets better from here

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

One thing I have learned, take money seriously. Life gets a lot harder when you don’t have it.

[ʙᴜɴᴛꜱ @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[𓆩♱𓆪 @ymvym8]

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

thigh pics are an underrated form of art.

[323 @Ggod323]

I swear nothing makes sense and everyone just acts like it does

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

How onions feel being the only vegetable that fights back

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

“People want to win without losing but even heaven demands death”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[culture ~ @backriz_dub]

I exercise just enough to fuck and fight

[Siddharth @s7ddharth]

finishing a workout or run before 8am will teach you how much time you actually have in a day

[alternative talker @_Xtain]

We as humans don't use our free will enough

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[🕊 @boytrickz]

nobody gon save you nigga, lock in.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

I’m a simple man, all i want is everything.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

Me texting "yoooo" after declining the call>>>>😂💀

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

i like to fuck first night cause i’d hate to fall in love and you not a freak