Sonka Esq.

Lawyer | I Solve Problems | Loved At Home | Egalitarian But Open To Acts Of Nepotism & Favoritism | Manifesting My Dreams & Sending God The Budget

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I’M SORRYYYYY BUT I WILL NEVER STOP GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT GOD CAN OPEN A DOOR YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW EXISTEDDDDD.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

I saw a skit that I love its content.

A man's girlfriend brought a PT strip showing 2 red lines.

Immediately he saw it, he hugged her and was excited that she is pregnant.

Then she said:

"Are you excited? But you have not married me yet".

He said that's not a problem and that he would arrange to meet her people soon.

Then she said anyways, the PT strip wasn't hers and that she saw it in his sister's room and brought it to show him.

That was when the man reacted angrily and threw the strip on the table.

"What rubbish is this, how can my sister get pregnant outside of wedlock? What sort of disgrace is this?"

Then she asked him:

"But you were just excited that I was pregnant for you and you have not married me yet".

He then said:

"Common, you're my babe na, this is my sister".

She then said:

"So am I not another man's sister?"

She called him selfish and walked away and said that she was going back to her house.

Then the man called his sister on the phone and was angry with her and demanded an explanation.

That was when the sister said that she only used it for online content and that the 2 red lines were drawn with a red pen.

He checked and confirmed that it was true.

Then he hung up and started looking for his girlfriend and calling her name.

That's a very beautiful and enlightening skit that exposes that hypocrisy of men.

I am sure that many of you can relate to it.

AJD.

[FS YUSUF @FSYusuff]

God has vindicated her.

Umahi wanted to intimidate her for asking if gov has done their due diligence regarding the coastal road project.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

And while we’re here, let’s end that funny propaganda that some people don’t like calls cos everyyyybodyyyyy likes calls with their person

Immediately they tell you they don’t like calls, just know they don’t like you. I know cos I’ve used that line also

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@thenayvuiiiton 🤣

[Emeka @Emeneks]

lol! Now that Coastal Road is off the road!
What other achievements do they have?
After frustrating the owner of landmark and costing Jobs in their land grabbing ploy

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

"I will reduce your purchasing power and slow down the economy''

Educated people with PhD degrees supported him even after he said this 😭😭😭

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@EmekaEK Lol

[AUNTY LILY @bestieverhad501]

See how he waited for her to apply that lip gloss then used kisses to clean it off? That’s how men watch you work hard for your banging body then use pregnancy to scatter it for you..😩😩😩

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@i_shamimiruddy I see what you did there

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@TheSerahIbrahim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@Figmaboy2024 Take it.
Congratulations.

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@Lyrixlive_ @Twitchell_Enny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

@Figmaboy2024 Ok.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

There is absolutely no reason why your nursery school child should be in a school bus at 5:30am.

This is part of a failed system and terrible government.

[I Japa at 40+ 🇳🇬 → 🇨🇦 @40PlusImmigrant]

If your salary is ₦200k and your bank statement shows ₦50 million with no credible source, your visa officer has already started laughing in paragraph one.

[Sonka Esq. @_ya_ji]

She knows ball🙌🏾

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

I got too much on my plate right now 😩

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

“Girls who stay with their broke boyfriends are definitely cheating with a rich guy.”
Meanwhile your mum has been with your broke dad for 22 years and you believe she has never cheated 😂👍🏽