Dan

Havin’ a good time

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[Manchester United Panama @MUFC_PAN]

"Todos tranquilos en sus hogares, esperando los partidos"

La subtrama de Twitter Brasil vs Japon

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

My generation would be the last to know that this video is not Ai generated.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Friend: Bro you took the house keys, right?

Me: No, I thought you were taking them.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

The Ghana witch doctor was just the appetizer. Now it’s time for the MAIN EVENT

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[voided @voided]

“I am getting bullied, what Should I do?”

ChatGPT 5.4: Talk to someone about it…

ChatGPT 1.0:

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Yorkshan @YorkshireReborn]

The gnomes in my walls getting ready for their night of bending usb-c contacts and depleting the engine oil in my car

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the curse doesn’t work if you’re trying to invoke it; it’s powered by hubris.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you have to respect that, even in a crisis, the russians stick to their core ideology: creating phenomenal dashcam footage

[Villa Views @VillaViews_]

Tweet of the World Cup.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[𝕊𝕒ï𝕕’𝕠 🇩🇿 @saiido_djff]

L’entrée de Lukaku

[🐾 @elsdawg]

where do they get their videos from bruh 😭

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro