“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”
yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out