Bob Vagene

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[Bob Vagene @PoopDollaHank]

Fill up my cup mazeltov

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@0xDwightKnight

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

identifying a suspect out of a police lineup based on the sound of their fart

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@Aids_Supporter I’ll have what he’s havin

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A girl I went to high school with wiped her vagina with a Dude Wipe and vanished

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Local diner still makes poop the old fashioned way

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Just said “yes sir” to a guy and realized he was wearing nail polish as I said it.

Sorry ma’am

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@tenthousund Nobody served cunt for Israel like him 🫰🏼

[jackalam @jackalam__]

reading in bed naked as fuck and felt myself drifting off so i used my penis as a bookmark

[Bob Vagene @PoopDollaHank]

I was out there blasting Lonely by Speaker Knockerz and grinding to get to where I am

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Almost half of US adults under 30 live with a parent.

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@CLEGaurdsVibes @TimCole32105718 @SleeperGuards Fair but Cooper is a catcher and was forced to play out of position

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Dyed my hair blue for a Fourth of July party and this shit won’t wash out everyone at work keeps calling me gay

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Tall guy at the short guy urinal peeing on the handle

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@unusual_whales Collecting info from government data bases for companies like Palantir was the mission I can only assume

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Finally

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hatsune Miku can now be your virtual nurse thanks to a collab with a talking blood pressure monitor

Her voice will guide users on how to use the device and even comment on their results

[Yeller Lizard 🦎🌴🐊🦩 @FellerYeller]

Farting against the door when somebody's in the bathroom is one of my favorite things to do.

[Bob Vagene @PoopDollaHank]

Beetlejuice coded

[TMZ @TMZ]

Warren Sapp investigated over alleged battery at senior home, won’t be charged. https://t.co/FOw89pLFK7

[Riles @Rilesdinho]

lastly, to my friend Florian Balogun

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

When I pretend to be a Make-A-Wish kid and say that my wish is to meet referee Raphael Claus

[Bob Vagene @PoopDollaHank]

How about an 8 inch and thick log any time I push?

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Your farts are telling you something about your gut health.

Silent but deadly = bad sign.
Loud but odorless = good sign.

Here's why you should take it seriously: