🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert)

2x gynecologist certified deep dish pussy owner

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

sorry i can’t get to the phone right now, i am cumming and sperming all over the floor

[vio @erogetism]

Boyfriend who starts panting and whimpering and paces around the house and and pisses himself every 4th of July

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I’m at Taylor Swift’s wedding and they’re letting Erika Kirk run around with a flame thrower

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

if i Had a girlfriend i would use her pubes to floss my teeth

[backshot flavored vape @schlegel_hegel]

I’m 5’2 but after I poop I’m 6’4

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

i need more sex and i need more lice

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

i made an ai video of your mom shaving her asshole into my washing machine

[backshot flavored vape @schlegel_hegel]

Shooting a firework up my vagina to get rid of the CONSTANT ITCH!!!!! FUCkKKK

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

excuse me what

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

sorry guys i havent been funny as of recent i’ve been cutting back on my black mold intake

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

@Dale_The_Korean give me your asian farts. i need more clay

[🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert) @spermretard]

i take asain farts and turn them into clay

[days @Dayscd]

My pussy looks like a demogorgon

[garshmo @garshmo]

Blowing my mind clean off with a thought

[Cletus @__cletus___]

I wish Charlie Sheen had custody of me bro

[wendy gunk @splorg8]

having a butt is so embarrassing. here's where my poop lives i guess

[backshot flavored vape @schlegel_hegel]

Shoving an enema in his urethra

[big fat worm @reptilecoochie]

wish I had a monkeys paw to jack off my crinkled ape wiener