slunt

gay, cocky, disgusting, sassy, impetuous, barrel chested, mutt , he/him

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the french aren’t white

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cuz sometimes baby that’s just how the dush tumbles

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treatment resistant lice

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body dysmorphia got me wanting to shoot myself in the face more specifically than anything else ever could

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body dysmorphia whispering in my ear saying i’m 900lbs with a inside out dick and no hair on my head and idk it might be onto smth this time

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no nightstand in this eccentric ass airbnb gotta put my glasses on this flower

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craving dick, might go molest my lover

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fartin out lil pieces

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acid attacking my son after he beats me in horse

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blocking the suez and panama (simultaneously) with my big ol donger

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you more of a lips or fupa guy?

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starting kicker for the us army football team, D’Spicable Mee

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naming my horrifically prematurely born son Osama Bin DeweyPurpDrank

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both of em, same time, til the room smell like lemur surgery

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just want to smoke weed in public and do sodomy*

*not necessarily in public

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old white people always either read their credit card number off like it’s a line in a sitcom script or like it’s nuclear launch codes

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lost my pasties thank god i have these two lampreys

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eating so many mushrooms and putting on so much chapstick that i meet burt bee himself