prolix

people like having me around

[prolix @prolixposter]

oh, my music is scaring the hoes?? my bad. didn’t realize the hoes are fucking cowards

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Vince Classic @VinceClassic]

Oh my top favorite novels? Probably the 5 hardest ones

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The walk is over, you must return to the room that poisons you

[honeybaked @davibroui]

I will kill my self

[beni @boyhell]

lower east williamsburg is a perfect place

[rune sword @runesword1]

guys getting waylaid roadside
highwaymen best moments
top 10 brigands
epic banditry gone wrong
marauder compilation 2 hours

[fishious @fishquichee]

What doesnt kill you makes you go on walks

[Grace @gracecamille_]

you can change and still choose me

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Studies have shown that Hi

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

[in Rain City] thish sdbdjdj (I grimly wipe my sopping wet face) this city will chew you up and spit you out..

[rain thots @rain_thots]

me: tell me where you want to eat

gf: *spitting blood* fuck you

[maybe @maybedough_]

Saying “c’mon man” until things change

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Can you imagine? No worries if not

[coworker @temuchainz]

i listen to Girl music and i watch Boy movies. and i read nonbinary books

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

You may be alone on Valentine’s Day but at least youre not addicted to your phone or feeling lost in your life generally

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a day where i figure it all out