it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man
(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao