boyhell

you wouldnt last a day in boyhell

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if i had to guess they probably hate this

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at least i still have my virginity

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told her to bring a bag and she brought ketamine but i really just meant overnight

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patrons at the golden unicorn enjoying dinner while footage of US drone strikes against iran plays in the background chinatown, new york

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@DjinntXBT

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1st base: creampie
2nd base: first real fight
3rd base: watching her take her psych medication

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the ketamine sex to the we should never talk again pipeline will kill you

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@MichtersWhiskey i love you thank you for everything

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i arrive at my tuesday night spot and they immediately serve me a michters old fashy and put the steak frites in

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only thing on my mind sex money drugs and a girl that im over

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i take off the $5k jacket and im just a dude in $1k pants

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im retarded im stupid
im cool im punk rock
im cute im abusive

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@undonnno why is she getting sexier in every new photo

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embracing an autumnal vibe with an extra hot latte a book and a $5k coat

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when you take off the $5k jacket who are you

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being terminally online enough to tell which gen z slang terms come from 2010s incel forums vs which come from aave is the modern version of identifying which words are anglo-saxon or latinate because the translations of beowulf and the aeneid

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she needs a boob job so shes with him for his job

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@JD_Vyvanse

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last night a lesbian couple approached me and said pick any girl here you can have her but it was 3am in bushwick so the only options were gremlins witches and creatures

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only got to crack her once shes like a bottle

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hear me out fernet me not