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I have an idea. Let’s have as much fun as possible

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the walls are closing in on daddy

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literally the rest of my year is booked up already

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Snow is rain slowed + reverb

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>no work tomorrow

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I don't like smooth talkers. you've got to be at least a little bit awkward and off-putting for me to trust you

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@5gheg wow...

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instagram be like these are all the people who saw your story and didn't like it

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"people" on fb marketplace love to ask for your home address and then ghost you

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pls growth? no discomfort! only growth

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@5gheg I'm coming up on a year

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we view old films/tv as "official" compared to whatever content we create nowadays. maybe (probably) when the next thing comes, people will look back on the Internet the same way

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didn't farmers markets used to be cheaper than grocery stores or am I tripping

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@tao_te_chaching straightmanning your argument (responding as if you weren't gay)

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@5gheg

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toad hungwy

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crazy how doing stuff is like 10% "doing stuff" and 90% getting over yourself

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brain-computer interface that allows you to choose your emotions. raises many existential questions. who's written about this?

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seems like it doesn't get easier but it does get better

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[pointing at you] I don't like that