Arissa

Leave me alone

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Mi cara cuando la película que quiero ver no está en ninguna de las 7 plataformas que pago

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

EVERYBODY PUT 3 FINGERS IN THE AIR…..the sky is fallin, the wind is callin, stand for somethin, or die in the mornin……section .80, HiiPoWeR.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Don’t come around me talking about love island baby i do not watch that 😂😂

[Punch TDE @iamstillpunch]

Section80. 15! Salute to the day ones 🫡

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

IDK if it’s just me, but I’m getting to the point where I don’t want to work anymore. Going into an office dealing with people’s micro aggressions, micromanaging, attitudes, disrespect, jealousy, thinking you can talk to people anyway you like just because you been there longer. I’m over it!!

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[Dej Moná @__purerebel]

Idk how we are supposed to live in a world where rent is 2k but jobs pay 15.75

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

I don’t have a gym crush. I like the gym to be empty when I go

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Whitney Houston woulda bodied her Tiny Desk Concert

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

elon stop harassing me with 40% off X premium ads

[sun @isaiahrashad]

tomorrow @ https://t.co/vFNAaTwsyQ

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ @LAxFLAME]

Two AOTYs so far almost halfway through the year

[vince @vincestaples]

Cry Baby by Vince Staples is out now. Thank you for listening.

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙖𝙖 @arkaavs]

There’s absolutely no reason an NBA game should ever start at 11 PM

[pgLang Updates @pgLangUpdates]

Shout Out TDE 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾