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[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Not enough people remember this. Infantino hand selected Inter Miami to participate in the Club World Cup. Not the MLS champions, but Inter Miami.

They’re the only team that didn’t have to qualify

[Cleaniche @getcleaniche]

Why your floors get dirty so fast after you mop. You are likely mopping without sweeping or vacuuming first. Loose dust turns to muddy streaks under the wet mop, so you smear dirt instead of removing it. Always clear dry dirt first, then mop.

[Obiageli✨ @Isiomaniaa]

Earrings
F1 : N7,500
F2-4: N8,000

📍: Yaba, Lagos

[Wittig Lyon @ibn_wittig]

Recency Bias 🤣🤣🤣

No player dead or alive has more "deliver when it matters" than Ronaldo.

Humans no really get memory.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Either both are fouls or neither is a foul. But they’re not going to re-referee they told us. #itsshit

[عالم القوت @GOATTWORLD]

أكبر كذبة في التاريخ ' كريستيانو مشكله'

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

🥇 Most international goals (146)
🥇 Most international appearances (233)
🥇 Most World Cup goals for Portugal (11)
🥇 Only player to score in SIX different FIFA World Cups
🥇 Most goals scored at Euros (14)

Cristiano bows out of international football as a living legend 👏

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

💚 @Cristiano

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

If that was the last time we see Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup, then thanks for the memories 🫡

[Obiageli✨ @Isiomaniaa]

Was on a movie set today and two makeup artists I was working with kept complimenting my skin work, my skin work is so Tea. Imposter syndrome wan finish me, everytime I feel like I’m not doing enough chai.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐨 @Abdulherphyz]

-Account in CBN✅
-300+ staff✅
-Office at Federal Secretariat✅
-Budget Office recognition✅
-NASS(Senate & HoR)recognition✅
-EFCC Collaboration✅
-Hosting Foreign investors✅
-Assigned Police orderly✅
-Federation Head of Service recognition✅

If he manages to fool all the above, maybe we've got the most clueless and unintelligent people leading us.

There's no way to spin this and not make an absolute fool of yourself, it's embarrassing to even say he did this unchallenged. #GbajaGate

[Obiageli✨ @Isiomaniaa]

June 🤍

[Derason24 @Chide_era]

@KRL_defi_ Stephen is Uncle Ruckus' Father

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

The Game that kept this 2 like this can kill Gabriel and Saliba 😂

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will provoke you for days, then act traumatised by the tone you used after breaking point.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Ronaldo received all this h8te from PUNDITS and didn't retire once?

Messi retired twice btw 😂😭

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Paul Scholes on Lionel Messi fans:

🗣️ “I don’t see Cristiano fans obsessed with Messi… but I do see Messi fans watching Ronaldo’s every step.

That’s why a brace from Ronaldo trends more than Messi scoring a hat-trick.

If Cristiano wins, critics question the opponent.

If his team loses, they blame him.

If he scores, they say all he does on the pitch is score goals.

If he doesn’t score, they say he’s finished.

Whether he plays or not, Cristiano Ronaldo remains the centre of attention.” 🐐⚽️

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Tragic News 💔

DNA test results have confirmed that the unidentified body deposited at an Ikorodu mortuäry was that of Pelumi Onifade.

- In 2020, Nigerian youths took to the streets during the #EndSARS protests. One of the reporters covering the event was Onifade Emmanuel Pelumi.

- On October 24, 2020, Pelumi was arrested and taken away by police officers in Agege despite explaining that he was a reporter. He was also wearing a jacket identifying him as a member of the press.

- A few days later, an unidentified body was discovered at a môrtuary in Ikorodu, Lagos, and it was speculated that the body belonged to Pelumi Onifade.

- In July 2024, the Federal High Court in Lagos ordered the Lagos State Government to conduct a coroner’s inquest to determine the cause of Pelumi’s death and identify those responsible.

- The court also ordered the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) to perform a post-mortem examination on the unidentified body received from Ikorodu.

- LASUTH stated that Pelumi’s body could not initially be identified because DNA samples held at the Lagos State DNA and Forensic Centre were dëstroyed during the October 2020 #EndSARS unrest.

- After prolonged back-and-forth between the hospital and the court, a DNA test was eventually conducted using a sample provided by Pelumi’s mother.

- The magistrate revealed that the report confirmed a DNA match between the previously unidentified body and the sample provided by Pelumi’s mother.

- This development brings a painful confirmation for Pelumi’s family and loved ones, who have endured years of uncertainty while seeking answers and closure.

- Their counsel is now calling for an autopsy to determine the exact cause of Pelumi’s de@th.

- The case has been adjourned until July 7, 2026.

May the soul of the departed rest in peace. 💔

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Lagos State Government killed this boy. His blood is on Babajide Olusola Sanwoolu. Rest on Pelumi 🕊️

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Dear Àbúrò @tokunbo_wahab,

I have come to accept the bitter truth - that you have chosen to drag your heritage into the cesspit of APC criminality.

If you had any sense, you would understand that the position of Commissioner for Environment was just a small step up from Special Adviser for Drainage - ask Joe Igbokwe. Ọ̀we ni wọ́n fi pa fún ẹ, but you didn't get it.

Your clearly obvious lack of capacity to carry out your duties - unless you think your duties are simply to destroy, demolish, obstruct and dance naked in the market square of social media - would be enough to warrant the resignation of a decent man in normal climes.

However, I accept that Lagos State is definitely not the best of climes at the moment, and you have clearly thrown any last vestige of decency you had out the window of crass APC opportunism.

All we can do at this point is wallow in the muck that you and your fellow @OfficialAPCNg Death Cult members have transformed Lagos State into with your shameful incompetence.

While I have your attention, tell your owners the following:

1. Return the Assessment and Collection of Tenement Rates to the LGAs as mandated under the Fourth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution, so that they can recover the financial capacity to carry out their duties, including 2 below.

2. Return Waste Management to the LGAs as mandated under the 4th Schedule of the Constitution. The ministry you currently superintend can concern itself with matters like air and water quality monitoring and other subsidiary matters.

There are other things I would like to suggest, but I have to respect your short attention span and keep it relatively simple enough for a man of your limited comprehension powers to digest easily.

Kind Regards,

B. O. Gbadamosi