Rachel

Look alive

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Listen, if you’re shorter than I am, we’re just friends.

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Decided I’m going to the horse races every weekend from here on out if I have nothing else to do. 🐎

[Rachel @_yolivia]

I love July

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Thursdays that are Fridays?
Hell yeah
🇺🇸

[Rachel @_yolivia]

If you’re not depressed every once in a while what are yuh doooin

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Compliments from random strangers feel like I’m being Punk’d. I just assume people are making fun of me 95% of the time 🥴 childhood trauma at its finest.

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Hello unto ye

[Rachel @_yolivia]

I’m not spiraling, you’re spiraling

[Rachel @_yolivia]

All I think about is pizza

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Fckn starving dawg

[Rachel @_yolivia]

10 more days and I can chew food.
I’m going straight to In & Out burger

[Rachel @_yolivia]

A lady asked if Jax was my little brother today so I’ve been calling him little bro all day.
Imma cool mom

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Shoulda read the book first

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Damn, Wuthering Heights sent me on a rollercoaster. Is it shark week?

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Thank gawd for my mother in law who’s not my mother in law

[Rachel @_yolivia]

Little Nicky is one of the best movies ever created

[Rachel @_yolivia]

What comes around is all around

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Everything’s cool doe

[Rachel @_yolivia]

After my jaw surgery my sinuses have been ruined because they cut into my top jaw also & the feeling of only being able to breath out of your mouth that’s tied shut has unlocked a new level of claustrophobia. Say a prayer for me