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I’m a wizard that knows every spell, but chooses only to use the one that turns me into a kitty-cat.

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Oh for søren

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@ladyjaujau @DavidSacks Stalin did this everywhere. It’s why Transnistria exists.

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@JenniferSey Any “girl��� good a sports is a man. Girls are not good at sports, and we should eliminate girls sports to prevent boys from playing them.

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@Sachinettiyil Why is his family there? They aren’t Catholic.

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@IanJaeger29 Why doesn’t she just shut Harvard down and arrest every staff member? Students too.

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@golgibodybuildr @jdcmedlock That’s literally the only demographic of people in Idaho.

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@GuntherEagleman Reminder… Bill Clinton sexually assaulted an intern while in office and not one fake news outlet is reporting on it anymore.

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@shortmagsmle The Alamo wasn’t very impressive to me but this statue is pretty cool.

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@WallStreetApes There is a reason meat is dominated by international players. In order to be most profitable and least wasteful, overseas markets are the best bet for some products. Tripe, tendon, sweetbreads, oxtail, shins, etc are consumed overseas but not here. It’s why small shops cost more

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@PlatformCK @WallStreetApes No thank you. Existing farmers don’t want the competition. If small farmers can’t cut it, too bad. More land and resources for me, and less competitors at the market.

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@BasedMikeLee Congress and the Supreme Court.

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@RealJarTaylor I can’t believe illegals did this in TEXAS

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@liltestmoretren @LeadingReport Why don’t we just deport all the democrats then?

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@65FreedomLover @Rickster_75 Do they ring bells at a synagogue?

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@dom_lucre Where’s the statue of Trump???? @GregAbbott_TX @DanPatrickTX

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He wants a list of people that wouldn’t invite him to party because he was too much of a fucking weird ass nerd.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

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@LatterDayDom @WhiteHouse If he wants to be a king, then he should be a king. Don’t be a RINO. Don’t be a liberal leftist. Support Trump.

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@poetrypainter @WhiteHouse If you don’t support Trump then you are a leftist liberal.

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@DanHenTRUTHFOX @WhiteHouse Then you are a RINO at best and probably a leftist liberal.

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@realmarmol @EricLDaugh Lmao congress is useless! Trump should disband both houses immediately. Impeach liberal judges.

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@DrunkRepub You’re a leftist.